I love Marko Polo!

Mum: Turtle come here (my nickname is turtle)

Me: no.

Mum: Come here now.

Me: alright.. *walks towards room* marko? MARKO?

Mum: just get in here!

Me: I'll give you a hint. When I say Marko you have to say Polo. Ready. Marko?

Me: MAAAARRRRRKKKKO?

Mum: VANESSA COME HERE!

Me: time out. You have to say Polo when I say Marko. That way I can find you while I have my eyes closed. Ready? Marko?

Mum: *walks directly in front of me*

Me: *turns my back to mum* ..*whispers* marko?

Mum: *muttering in Spanish* (roughly translated to) you shouldn't be a nurse, you're insane.