Sup bad mood, I've missed you.
Lately I've been in a sickeningly good mood. As a result of this I haven't had any time to blog. Nor anything interesting to blog about because as any good blogger knows all the best thing to write are rants complaining about life or people. I had a really long day so naturally cranky Vanessa came out to play in the afternoon. She (yeah, I’m speaking in third person, shut up, that’s what. This is my blog I can do what I want. Get off my page…wait no, don‘t be like that. Please stay) decided to go on facebook and see if anything interesting had happened. The funny thing about facebook is nothing ever happens on it. Unless you only check it once a month there is nothing really interesting going on there. New photos, meh. Sue and Tim in a relationship, meh. Johnny having a really average day, shut up Johnny no one cares.
Anyway because nothing was happening on facebook I decided to have a play of my guitar. Guitars are nice, they seem to sooth me. Except when I can’t play the song I want then I rage quit but that’s not important. The point is I was playing some guitar and chilling when facebook chat pops it’s annoying little face onto my screen. I hate facebook chat. I hate any chat. The conversation is always the same and 98% of the time I am not interested at all. Like not even a little bit. I couldn‘t be less interested in what you‘re telling me. You can‘t say things like that to people though, they get offended as they are sooky little bitches. You need to strategically get out of conversations. I don’t ever know how to though so usually I just stop responding. Apparently that doesn’t work anymore. Here was the conversation:
Friend: hey
Me: hey
Friend: what are you doing?
*Ten Minutes Later*
Friend: ??
Me: playing guitar
Friend: what are you playing?
Really? When you read my reply that’s what you thought to ask? Gosh people are daft. Let me break this one down for you.
The points I‘d like to emphasise are:
I’m playing my guitar
I’m not interested in conversing
I did not ask you any questions.
I do not want to answer yours
Do not send me ‘??’ because it makes me mad.
I’m playing my guitar
Don’t ask me what I’m playing because that would mean I have to stop playing to respond and that’s not what I want to do.
I’M PLAYING MY FRIGGEN GUITAR GUYS!
I wish I could make people leave me alone. I bet most of you are thinking, ‘if u dun wanna tlk den get off facebook lol’ to that I say, 1. Learn to spell and 2. No. I will go on facebook and you will not talk to me. Got it?
End Rant.
Anyway because nothing was happening on facebook I decided to have a play of my guitar. Guitars are nice, they seem to sooth me. Except when I can’t play the song I want then I rage quit but that’s not important. The point is I was playing some guitar and chilling when facebook chat pops it’s annoying little face onto my screen. I hate facebook chat. I hate any chat. The conversation is always the same and 98% of the time I am not interested at all. Like not even a little bit. I couldn‘t be less interested in what you‘re telling me. You can‘t say things like that to people though, they get offended as they are sooky little bitches. You need to strategically get out of conversations. I don’t ever know how to though so usually I just stop responding. Apparently that doesn’t work anymore. Here was the conversation:
Friend: hey
Me: hey
Friend: what are you doing?
*Ten Minutes Later*
Friend: ??
Me: playing guitar
Friend: what are you playing?
Really? When you read my reply that’s what you thought to ask? Gosh people are daft. Let me break this one down for you.
The points I‘d like to emphasise are:
I’m playing my guitar
I’m not interested in conversing
I did not ask you any questions.
I do not want to answer yours
Do not send me ‘??’ because it makes me mad.
I’m playing my guitar
Don’t ask me what I’m playing because that would mean I have to stop playing to respond and that’s not what I want to do.
I’M PLAYING MY FRIGGEN GUITAR GUYS!
I wish I could make people leave me alone. I bet most of you are thinking, ‘if u dun wanna tlk den get off facebook lol’ to that I say, 1. Learn to spell and 2. No. I will go on facebook and you will not talk to me. Got it?
End Rant.
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