You smell like a dog.

*Mum hugs me*


Mum: You smell like Kimmy

Meet Kimmy. People say she even looks like she smells bad.

Me: Excuse me?

Mum: have you been carrying her around again?

Me: I find that extremely offensive. I just so happen to smell like this..

Mum: Vanessa you smell exactly like her. You've had her resting on your shoulder haven't you?

Me: you can't just assume people that smell like dogs have been carrying dogs, mum. What if I had some sort of odor issue?

Mum: do you?

Me: no, I've been carrying Kimmy.