Josiah the Enabler Part 2.
Me: HIHIHIHIHIHIHI
Josiah: HIHIHIHIHIH TO YOU! I just fixed my dad's computer
Me: I did 70 words on my assignment and learnt a new dance.
Josiah: I bend the whims of machines to my whim... OH FOR GOD'S SAKE. You're the worst.
Me: ...and memorized the lyrics to bye bye bye. I'm so good.
Josiah: Three THOUSAND words, Vanessa. Not three hundred. THOUSAND.
Me: yes, I realize this.
Josiah: Do you? Do you though?
Me: When I listen to Pop by Nsync it makes me want to dance. It's good for motivation. I came up with a new dance move called 'the bat', it's similar to when I pretend I'm a bird but without the squawking. I think you'll like it.
Josiah: I'm sure it will set the world ablaze.
Me: I will show you when we are hanging out tomorrow after work.
Josiah: Did you know that I finish at 5:30 and then have basketball at 6? No, you did not.
Me: that's okay I will find another way to procrastinate. Maybe I'll lie on the floor again. I haven't done that since about 2pm, by tomorrow I'll be well overdue.
Josiah: What time are you working? Because I will totez visit you.
Me: 12:15-17:15
Josiah: My lunch will probably fall during that time.
Me: I'm going to put this conversation in my blog, and I will say that you were distracting me from essay writing.
Josiah: I will come and visit you wearing my new Armani cologne stuff. And you will say "Oh Josiah, you smell lovely"
Me: I will lick you on the cheek.
Josiah: That's an empty threat, you would never do that in a million years.
Me: I might, I've been housebound for 2 days. I'm crazy.
Josiah: Yeah, but you're not that crazy. Ever. Or that unhygienic.
Me: that's a good point. I'm tired from dancing, can I nap?
Josiah: No. You have to do your assignment.
Me: I've had a big day. I am tired.
Josiah: This isnot Josiah the Enabler part 2, Vanessa. You are to do your assignment. Now. Don't do your assignment ever, just continue dancing. DANCE! DANCE! DANCE! Then you can nap.
Me: Thank you. This is whatever I say it is. I think we need a picture for this one too or even better. A theme song. Pop by Nsync <----- (that should be a link, if it's not I'm not fixing it. Sorry/you're welcome...depending on the situation)
Josiah: Use one of the ones of me being handsome so all the girls who read your blog will think I'm a devilishly charming and attractive young gentleman.
Me: No, I am going to use the video clip to Pop by Nsync. I feel that is adequate.
Me: this blog has everything...can I edit our conversation slightly?
Josiah:No, but you're going to anyway. If you want.
Me:that's exactly right. I'm glad you have given your blessing.
Josiah: HIHIHIHIHIH TO YOU! I just fixed my dad's computer
Me: I did 70 words on my assignment and learnt a new dance.
Josiah: I bend the whims of machines to my whim... OH FOR GOD'S SAKE. You're the worst.
Me: ...and memorized the lyrics to bye bye bye. I'm so good.
Josiah: Three THOUSAND words, Vanessa. Not three hundred. THOUSAND.
Me: yes, I realize this.
Josiah: Do you? Do you though?
Me: When I listen to Pop by Nsync it makes me want to dance. It's good for motivation. I came up with a new dance move called 'the bat', it's similar to when I pretend I'm a bird but without the squawking. I think you'll like it.
Josiah: I'm sure it will set the world ablaze.
Me: I will show you when we are hanging out tomorrow after work.
Josiah: Did you know that I finish at 5:30 and then have basketball at 6? No, you did not.
Me: that's okay I will find another way to procrastinate. Maybe I'll lie on the floor again. I haven't done that since about 2pm, by tomorrow I'll be well overdue.
Josiah: What time are you working? Because I will totez visit you.
Me: 12:15-17:15
Josiah: My lunch will probably fall during that time.
Me: I'm going to put this conversation in my blog, and I will say that you were distracting me from essay writing.
Josiah: I will come and visit you wearing my new Armani cologne stuff. And you will say "Oh Josiah, you smell lovely"
Me: I will lick you on the cheek.
Josiah: That's an empty threat, you would never do that in a million years.
Me: I might, I've been housebound for 2 days. I'm crazy.
Josiah: Yeah, but you're not that crazy. Ever. Or that unhygienic.
Me: that's a good point. I'm tired from dancing, can I nap?
Josiah: No. You have to do your assignment.
Me: I've had a big day. I am tired.
Josiah: This is
Me: Thank you. This is whatever I say it is. I think we need a picture for this one too or even better. A theme song. Pop by Nsync <----- (that should be a link, if it's not I'm not fixing it. Sorry/you're welcome...depending on the situation)
Josiah: Use one of the ones of me being handsome so all the girls who read your blog will think I'm a devilishly charming and attractive young gentleman.
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| What nice big teeth you have...get it? Like Red Riding Hood? I love Josiah. *licks face* |
Me: No, I am going to use the video clip to Pop by Nsync. I feel that is adequate.
Me: this blog has everything...can I edit our conversation slightly?
Josiah:
Me:
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