If my blog were a pet it would be dead for a long time before it was discovered

It’s annoying when people say ‘like always’. For example, when you ask your sister what time she will be using the bathroom in the morning (to avoid confrontation) and she responds with ’7:10am…like always’. Like always implies that I should know the answer. Which would insinuate that in my 21 years of life I have only developed 3 skills and abilities, 1. the skills necessary to care for myself 2. any form of computer hacking skills and 3. the ability to form a mental timetable of what my sister spends every minute of her day doing. I have not developed any of these skills as of yet.

Another thing I dislike is the saying ‘curiosity killed the cat’. There is no proof of that. My cat is constantly curious and she has not been killed yet, despite my efforts. This is a shame as I hate her. One time she ran outside in the dark and I left her out there until my sister came home. She was making a howling sound at the door which further goes to prove that she is some sort of demonic creature. I assume the sound was meant to draw attention to the fact that she was outside and get me in trouble, but my sister had been yelling about something that day and had hardly noticed. I let her in once my sister was out of sight.

I also find it annoying when people tell me I can’t do something. I can do whatever I please. If I don’t do something it’s not because I can’t do it, it’s because I don’t want to. Except murder. I probably couldn’t kill someone. I am five foot tall. If I were to try and kill someone it would look like a sort of joke. Like a baby velociraptor clawing at some sort of barracks.

Did you know that the velociraptor was only the size of a small toddler or a large chicken? It had approximately 80 sharp teeth but would not have been able to open the door like the one in Jurassic Park. I found that rather disappointing. I liked Jurassic Park. I like when dinosaurs attack people and frighten small children. If I were a dinosaur that is what I would spend 78% of my time doing. The rest of the time I would spend building a hiding spot for when people tried to kill off all the dinosaurs. I would know that this was going to happen because I would be a human in a dinosaur’s body who had gone back in time. I have lost track of what I wanted to say.

I have nothing more to add.