Outside the Inside Joke.

I often find myself on the outside of inside jokes. This, of course, is the worst place to be. So being the clever little weasel I am, I devised a plan. I like to assume that weasels are clever so I can say things like, ‘that John is a clever weasel’ or ‘this plan is as clever as a plan devised by a weasel’. Although that sentence seems to drag out you know exactly what I am implying about John or the sneaky weasel plan…I can’t remember what the plan was so now I will draw you a weasel and apologize for wasting your time with this blog.

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