I Can Feel You Thinking.

I went to an engagement party this weekend. It was fun. One of my friends from high school is getting married, it's a little bit sweet. Not because I'm overly interested in love or marriage at this stage of life but because I'm happy she found someone that she wants to spend her life with. The best thing about engagement parties is watching everyone get all anxious about finding love. It doesn't matter if you're 18, 22 or 37, if you're single, you think about getting married when you're at an engagement party. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar. 

So I was sitting and listening to the speeches and I decided that that would be the perfect time to reminisce about all the guys I've dated just to make sure I didn't miss any potential husbands. It's like that movie I wanted to see...um...What's Your Number? I think the general gist of it is that she goes back to see all of her ex's to make sure she made the right decision breaking up with them. I was thinking about my ex's but then the speeches ended and I had to be social so I put it on the back burner. Anyway, last night I was listening to sulky emo music and I decided to continue on my train of thought. Of course, when I'm listening to sad music I'm usually on facebook and that's where something interesting happened. A guy started talking to me. Alright, that's not interesting but after the usual, 'hi' 'hey' 'what's going on' 'not much, you' 'nothing' conversation he said something funny. I believe the line was 'I can feel you thinking' which is bizarre because I hardly know this guy at all. So naturally I was intrigued, but not surprised because I'm a magnet for crazy people and so I'm used to these odd little statements.

The conversation was going well until I remembered something about this guy, he had dated my friend. The one that was engaged! Shock, horror! It was just like that movie, Good Luck Chuck, where every girl he dates ends up getting married (that's the last movie reference, I promise). So being the person that I am, I mentioned this to him. And that's where it got weird. I'm not sure exactly how it got to this but he started asking me about God and if I believed he guards us...

He was sent by God to protect girls and do bad things to bad people? He is a messenger from God...I was going to say he was like Constantine or the guys from Supernatural but I promised no more movie references so...

At this stage I was laughing and telling my other friends on facebook about him because I couldn't keep this to myself. I also said something along the lines of 'no I don't think God sent you to me/is using you to save people/punish people' but I didn't capture it in the screen shot.

Earlier in the conversation, before all the 'feeling me think' and craziness, he had mentioned that he could feel why I was single. I didn't ask what that meant because I usually pretend that I understand what people are talking about so they stop.

The third person I doubted was myself. Apparently. I corrected him and told him that I didn't know enough about him to doubt him but I thought he was a little bit strange. Then I promptly ended the conversation and went to sleep/tweet about the crazy guy I had spent my night talking to.