I hate cats. The end.

I hate cats. So much. Even though I have one and I constantly tweet about her I can't force myself to like her, let alone love her. She is just far too ugly and she's not my dog. Also did you know that if you were a recluse with lots of cats and you suddenly died they would gradually eat your body? THEY WOULD EAT YOU! Dogs, however, would die before eating you. And that's beautiful.