Rate My Date.
I was going to write a blog about all the guys I have had the pleasure of going on dates with. It was going to be good. I had it all planned out. You were going to be impressed but then my friend showed me something far, far better. Do we remember that time I broke up with some guy and I was a little bit devastated? No? Well that happened. Then that very same day I was asked/forced out for coffee with some weirdo that followed me out of my store? Who then asked me to 'rate the experience'? Don't remember that? Well here. Read this, catch up with the rest of the group and then finish the rest of this post.
http://www.navesssa.com/2011/08/my-milkshake-brings-all-boys-to-yardand.html
Now that we're all on the same page I have something to show you. It is no doubt going to brighten your day. When I read it I actually laughed so hard I cried.
Today I jumped on Facebook for some unknown reason. I hate Facebook but it's good to talk to people I never see. Anyway, I was online for literally 2 seconds before my friend sent me this link. Unsure of what to expect, but having high standards because my friend is quite funny, I clicked the link. And I wasn't disappointed. Crazy Luke, as I cleverly nicknamed him in the previously mentioned blog, had created a web page. Wait, scrap that. Not merely a webpage but A WHOLE COMPANY based on helping guys get with girls. I'm not sure if it's something to laugh at or something to admire. Haha I kid, I think it's freaking hilarious. Anyway, I'm not exactly a success story for him so I don't think I'll be asked to speak at any recruitment seminars but you guys should totally check it out because I think it'll do wonders* for you.
http://dynamicsofattraction.com/
*will not help you at all.
http://www.navesssa.com/2011/08/my-milkshake-brings-all-boys-to-yardand.html
Now that we're all on the same page I have something to show you. It is no doubt going to brighten your day. When I read it I actually laughed so hard I cried.
Today I jumped on Facebook for some unknown reason. I hate Facebook but it's good to talk to people I never see. Anyway, I was online for literally 2 seconds before my friend sent me this link. Unsure of what to expect, but having high standards because my friend is quite funny, I clicked the link. And I wasn't disappointed. Crazy Luke, as I cleverly nicknamed him in the previously mentioned blog, had created a web page. Wait, scrap that. Not merely a webpage but A WHOLE COMPANY based on helping guys get with girls. I'm not sure if it's something to laugh at or something to admire. Haha I kid, I think it's freaking hilarious. Anyway, I'm not exactly a success story for him so I don't think I'll be asked to speak at any recruitment seminars but you guys should totally check it out because I think it'll do wonders* for you.
http://dynamicsofattraction.com/
*will not help you at all.

So his site isn't pick-up artist crap? It seems more sincere/less predatory, which is good. It's just too bad he's so awful at what he's trying to sell. Hahaha!
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