Reality vs Delusion.

There's something really cute about people that have just started dating. They're all in love and sweet to each other and they hardly notice that the other person is a real pain in the ass. It's adorable. I'm exceptionally good at overlooking things that bother me about people I'm dating. In fact, most of the time I just ignore anything that annoys me in the slightest and create this fictional person in my head who I like a whole lot better than the real one. This delusional relationship can go on for months before someone points out the certain quality I've been eluding and my fantasy is shattered. 


I don't think I described that very well. I haven't been sleeping much so I'm not very articulate. I'll explain it in picture form. It'll be easier this way.




Guys I think I'm dating.


Example one - The Musical One. 

 Example two - The One with the Cool Hat.

 Example three - The Arty One

 Example four - The One that Rides a Motorbike

Example five -The One that's Always in a Suit.

 Example six - The Nerd.

The reality of the guys I've dated

Example One - The Creepy Guitarist.

Example two - The One who looks like a potential rapist

Example three - The One that would Fritzl Me. (too soon?) 

Example four - The One that may (definitely would) end up in jail.

Example five - The One that wears over sized suits.

Example six - The real Nerd.