Question Time.

Occasionally I think back to high school and wonder what kids from my class are up to these days. Not often though. I kept in contact with the ones that I liked and the rest all disappeared from my life, but apparently not from Facebook. So here I am on a Saturday night, writing a research report and procrastinating like nobody's business. Naturally, I decided to see what people from high school are up to. That's where the story starts. I just found treasure. You know when you find a funny blog or person on twitter? That happened to me on Facebook! Well, not exactly. I think I laugh at the person more than the content of what they're writing but it's still enjoyable (definitely not the right word). 

You're probably wondering why I even bothered blogging today. It's mostly to get out of reading and writing this assignment, but also it's to introduce a new segment! It's going to be running in every blog I write*. I've called it 'Question Time' and it's basically me using screen shots of the most atrocious Facebook statuses I've ever read to answer questions we've all asked at least once in our lives (but probably not because you're not a.) illiterate, b.) racist or c.) a sorry excuse of a human being). Anyway, I blocked out the person's real name and profile picture so they're basically unrecognizable so I can't be sued or whatever. My friend Josiah said that's how it works and he's always right so I trust him. (Also he lets me write blogs about him, if you're interested Josiah the Enabler and also Josiah the Enabler part 2)

Question 1. Am I too old to ride the bus?

Question 2. Do I look hot while I smoke? 

Question 3. How do we deal with poorly made sandwiches?

I don't have any more questions but I do have more statuses (if you can stomach them, they get worse. Both spelling and content-wise).

What guys find attractive...and what they don't.

Nothing like some casual racism. (???)

This is my personal 'favorite'. Only the worst kind of person writes something like this.

*It will never occur again, it's a once off event. I don't know how else to tell you I won't ever write another 'Question Time' segment.