Morning. More like MOURNING. LOL.

You know those people who are super happy, morning people? I hate them. Actually, that's not fair. I hate the ones that come up to me in the morning and are all 'WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITZ MOOOOOOOOOOOORNING!' and then I have to be all like 'DIE' or I make my one morning joke which is 'morning? More like MOURNING!' and then no one laughs and I feel awkward and angry for being awake so early. And also, bummed out because people just don't appreciate clean jokes anymore.

Honestly, I don't know what it is about mornings that make me wish I was dead but that's how I feel. Today, when I was at work I told a lady this and she was like 'but you can get so much more done if you wake up earlier' which I know is a lie because the earlier I wake up the more likely it is that I'm going to need to have a nap later. 

And not only do I need to nap but I find that if I deprive myself from the nap I become -200% less productive than I already am and start making up ridiculous statistics that make no sense. Then I write blogs like this which has no purpose at all and people get all up in my grill and say things like 'WEN R YO GUNNA RITE A DECENT BLOG *insert offensive word here*'. Which depresses me and then I spend more time in my bed than I originally did.

So because I have nothing more to add I will draw a flow diagram explaining why morning people will eventually cause the world to end. 

And this is completely unrelated but I just remembered the story and if I don't tell someone I'll probably forget it again. One time I went on a date with this guy who was so super boring that when he got up to use the bathroom during the movie I called my friend and asked if it would be alright if I just left him there. He said no.